• Rivalarrival@lemmy.today
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    9 months ago

    How is a late 18th century French Revolutionary supposed to decapitate a nobleman with a cigar cutter?!?

    No, he’s going to go to his kitchen or barn or woodpile and find a more portable device with which to support the revolution.

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      9 months ago

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