Of course they’re going to say that. But as an extraterrestrial myself, I can tell you that I’m not going to be flying my saucer around here much longer, not with the air full of Boeing parts … doors and tires and whatnot. Saucer insurance rates are out of this world.

“AARO has found no evidence that any U.S. government investigation, academic-sponsored research, or official review panel has confirmed that any sighting of a UAP represented extraterrestrial technology,” Pentagon Press Secretary Maj. Gen. Pat Ryder said in a statement Friday.

“To date, AARO has found no verifiable evidence for claims that the U.S. government and private companies have access to or have been reverse-engineering extraterrestrial technology,” Ryder said in the statement.

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    The 63-page, unclassified document published on Friday is the most comprehensive report the Pentagon has produced on the topic, and yet another instance in which it has batted down claims of alien spaceships.

    The Pentagon’s All-Domain Anomaly Resolution Office (AARO) issued the report, which covers claims of unidentified anomalous phenomena (UAP) — the military’s term for UFOs — dating from 1945 through October 2023.

    “AARO has found no evidence that any U.S. government investigation, academic-sponsored research, or official review panel has confirmed that any sighting of a UAP represented extraterrestrial technology,” Pentagon Press Secretary Maj. Gen. Pat Ryder said in a statement Friday.

    In one account, a former Air Force intelligence officer alleged the government has long operated a covert program in which it has reverse-engineered recovered UFO vessels.

    “To date, AARO has found no verifiable evidence for claims that the U.S. government and private companies have access to or have been reverse-engineering extraterrestrial technology,” Ryder said in the statement.

    The office plans to publish a second volume of the report later this year that covers findings from interviews and research done between November 2023 and April 2024.

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