Wait… why does that child bear have crabs?
Child? He’s 36!
He still lives with his parents at 36? That bear gets paid for acting in commercials right? He should be able to afford his own place!
Naw, this still made me physically ill
Crabs have had it rough for some time now. This article is ten years old.
I seem to have the opposite reaction, I loathe the Charmin bears more than nearly any other ad in recent memory.
The idea of this being drawn on paper is way more chilling than it being made on a computer for some reason.
“A cuddly juvenile pornomorphic bear.”
I was in a band called Pornomorphic Bear.
We were very popular in the Bay Area, less so in the Deep South…
Idk, can you make Hitler adorable?
Easy, that cutiepie is already adorable
/s just in case someone thinks i’m actually being serious