• ganksy@lemmy.world
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    9 months ago

    There are plenty of us on here. I got my degree in stupid. Actually it was only an honorary degree I filled out on the back of a Wendy’s job application.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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      9 months ago

      I won the local Bad Decisions Championship 9 of the last 10 years.

      The reason I didn’t win last year was because I stayed up all night watching YouTube reaction videos and slept through the competition, so I consider it a moral victory.

      • TheFriar@lemm.ee
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        9 months ago

        Well I am a card-carrying donkey brain level idiot. Yes, the card is made out of fruit roll ups.

    • Asafum@feddit.nl
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      9 months ago

      Pshh look at this smarty pants with their degree! I dropped out of stupid school because I kept giving everyone headaches!