Wendy’s has spoken to its manager after suggestions that it plans to introduce “surge pricing” to its menu received a decidedly frosty response this week, with the company scrambling to clarify that it has no intention of making itself the Uber of fast-food chains.
As a show of good faith, fire your CEO.
… out of a cannon.
Into the sun.
Dont. Fuck. With. WENDY TESTABERGER!