I feel sad for the turtle.
I looked it up and it unsurprisingly did not survive. :(
Did a big eagle take it for a ride and then drop it on the road to get at the yummy inside? How does this happen?
No it just woke up one day and decided it was a bird
Imagine explaining it to your insurance in the age before cellphone cameras.
Haha still that woukd be a very creative way to fabricate a claim for a new windscreen
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It fired up the rockets and started spinning because a girl sang to it
‘Nearly decapitated’ seems a little overblown.
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Wouldnt you love your death description to be a flying turtle?
Ask Aeschylus.
Damnit luigi, calm the fuck down
Her name wasn’t “Vorbis” was it?
Oh come on. How much of her neck was still attached?
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