Wendy’s arbitrage was not on my Bingo card.

Now that Wendy’s is dabbling in surge pricing these lime-headset-wearing burger brokers are going to become the norm. Rushing to buy your lunch from the nearest shark-eyed capitalist middleman to avoid the noon price spike is the unfortunate dystopian future that our children will grow up in.

SHORT ON FROSTIES

might get you literal tendies as profit

New hustle: food price scalping. Set up a BBQ trailer/food truck and just barely undercut them

I’m very sure that is a burger king or a very old/un-renovated mcd interior, not a wendy’s. They also don’t use that type of box; it’s wraps for burgers and their nuggets come in an open box like their fries. I think I see the golden arches on that cup too but it’s not clear. E: that monopoly banner is a dead giveaway too, defo mcd.

Like at least get the company right for your memes.

And yes I’m a fatass, what gave it away?

Baked potato futures 📈📈