• RedditWanderer@lemmy.world
    46·
    10 months ago

    When ppl want me to play slots or go to the casino I always tell them I can save them the drive and we can just play it here:

    We flip a coin, when I win you give me 10$, when I lose I give you 8$. We can play as long as you want.

    Somehow when you put it like that they don’t want to play anymore.

    • WolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
      30·
      10 months ago

      You goof, you forgot to offer them a light show and celebratory sound effect when they win. Next time, remember to display an array of laser pointers and laugh manically when they pick right.

    • lugal
      91·
      10 months ago

      I just flipped a coin and got 10 heads in a row.

      I’m waiting for my money.

      • nadiaraven@lemmy.world
        10·
        10 months ago

        You cant stop now, you’re on a streak! You gotta put that money back in the game and keep flipping!

        • lugal
          3·
          10 months ago

          Jokes on you, I don’t even know what the other side is called in English. Is it number or tail or something? Eitherway: my eleventh head just fall

    • Pipoca@lemmy.world
      8·
      10 months ago

      Better yet:

      Give me $1, and I’ll roll two six-sided dice. If you roll two sixes, I give you $20.