• jettrscga@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      What you’ve committed is a class A felony, hoodie theft sans boning. Straight to jail.

      If there was boning, the hoodie becomes a party favor that’s handed out to guests to commemorate the event.

    • UNWILLING_PARTICIPANT@sh.itjust.works
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      10 months ago

      People give me their garbage hoodies. I take hoodies that are destined for the thrift store. They ask go on the back of my desk chair. I can’t lean back too far out the weight of them will topple me backwards. Yes I’m happy living this kind of hoodie goblin existence.

        • Ephera
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          10 months ago

          To be honest, I’m somewhat even a fan of it. There’s that whole crowd of folks who say inhumane shit and also that they need “free speech” (which has nothing to do with actual free speech). If those stay away from here, because they can’t write removed, then I’ll gladly read a few removeds.

          • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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            10 months ago

            I just think it’s silly. Not the biggest issue with that instance ofc but that sort of stuff just feels unnecessary to me