Who wins?
edit: No More Half-Measures! Forks win!
Sporks are the worst of both worlds. The tines aren’t long enough to stab food reliably and the space between the tines means you can’t use it well for liquids. So i vote for sporks.
The spork is a half measure
No more half measures.
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If sporks are a half measure, splayds have to be a 1/3 measure
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I ate a chicken noodle soup the other day and was provided with both a fork and spoon. I ended up using them both at the same time in one hand so I guess a spork has its uses.
chopsticks
Fork. Does what it is meant to do well. Sporks suck at all tasks unless you’re an ultra-lightweight backpacker and loosing one utensil and the 20+ grams it would save you matter more than the annoyance of using a spork.