• Tathas@programming.dev
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    10 months ago

    Who breaks up with someone and then falls asleep while they’re still in the house?

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      10 months ago

      No one. This is just a picture between swapping toilets and someone put dishonest text to it.

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      10 months ago

      lol yeah if a breakup is such a common event in your life you’re just like “we’re done and imma go get some sleep now” that could be a sign you should work on your relationship skills

    • DillyDaily@lemmy.world
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      10 months ago

      Depends on the relationship.

      If you live with someone and you break up with them, you don’t expect them to move out that same afternoon? Unless you’re offering to put them up in a hotel or something.

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      10 months ago

      If anyone has a relationship with someone they can’t sleep around after breaking up…run.

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      10 months ago

      I remember something about a guy who had paid to put hardwood floors in his girl’s place and then after the breakup he tore them up and took the wood with him.

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      10 months ago

      I bought a house that was a foreclosure. I think they took what they felt they owned. That included a sink, all the smoke detectors, all the door knobs, all the appliances. It was strange.

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        In 2009 I was trying to find my mom somewhere to live. There were a lot of houses for pretty cheap since the 2008 crash had just happened. That was good, since my mom doesn’t have any money. Since she doesn’t have any money I went looking at a lot of foreclosures. Most of them were missing all of the appliances, all of the light bulbs, pretty much everything not bolted down (plus a few things that were), and a lot of them had holes kicked in the walls, counters destroyed, and whatever else the former owners could do to vent their anger at the banks. We ended up renting her an apartment since neither of us had the money to repair all the damage and missing features from the foreclosure houses.

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              10 months ago

              If you had money to buy a house ($$$) you have money to DIY (¢). What you listed is small fry.

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                Borrowing money from a bank is not the same as having cash to buy all new appliances, fix pissed on carpet, and repair walls and counters that somebody took a sledgehammer to. Do you think that all houses are purchased with cash?

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                  …you have money to pay that mortgage, right? If yes, then these things are minor in comparison. But you’re saying the minor things busted the whole purchase, instead of the major thing of a mortgage on a house.

                  Buy used appliances, yes they are around. DIY carpet (which you didn’t say before, so I think you’re doing the slow trickle of just adding more and more now), DIY holes in walls (see it was holes in walls before, now it’s walls). Put a piece of plywood on the counter until you can do something better. You can do this over time too. This stuff is cheap, cheap, cheap compared to a mortgage. Chow.

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        It’s probably safe to assume that a foreclosure sale involved at least some level of malicious compliance, especially one due to the 2008 housing crisis.

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      10 months ago

      I remember this one, he was a plumber who had installed the toilet and decided to take it out of spite. Super mature.

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          10 months ago

          And you may find yourself living in a shotgun shack
          And you may find yourself in another part of the world
          And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile
          And you may find yourself in a beautiful house, with a beautiful wife. And you may ask yourself, “Well, how did I get here?”

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        10 months ago

        At the very least, I can’t find this image without text referencing the toilet being stolen anywhere, so whoever originally posted it seems to have claimed that.

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      10 months ago

      Define a microblog please. Because anywhere you can post text can be a microblog lol. Not just the ones I’m the sidebar.

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    10 months ago

    If someone did that to my bidet I would be forced to terminate any international treaty I had with them.