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minus-squareIgnotum@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up20·9 months agostdc is just bloat, i implement the methods and do the syscalls myself if i need them
minus-squareDarkrai@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up18·9 months agoC is bloat, thats why everyone should use Asm
minus-squareAggressivelyPassive@feddit.delinkfedilinkarrow-up11·edit-29 months agoPff, I prefer good ol’ flip switches, like on my trusty Altair.
minus-squarehackrislinkfedilinkarrow-up9·9 months agoNoob. I prefer to use a screwdriver to poke around the CPU and memory lanes
stdc is just bloat, i implement the methods and do the syscalls myself if i need them
C is bloat, thats why everyone should use Asm
Pff, I prefer good ol’ flip switches, like on my trusty Altair.
Noob. I prefer to use a screwdriver to poke around the CPU and memory lanes
I use butterflies
I swear there is an XKCD for that
Always. https://xkcd.com/378/