DES MOINES, IA—In a last-ditch effort to increase turnout for the crucial first-in-the-nation presidential contest, candidate Ron DeSantis reportedly went door-to-door Monday to beg his own campaign staff to vote for him. “Hey there, ma’am, sorry to bother you, but could I take just a bit of your time to talk…
This guy is like if George Costanza mounted a presidential campaign.
No guys he’s the smart Trump I swear guys pls I’m not a paid shill trust me the lefties are scared of him tell your friends
Ever heard him speak? It’s like someone punched Kermit the Frog in the throat. No one is scared of him.
Scared of what he represents maybe, but not scared that he’ll ever see a higher office.
Someone like DeSantis, but with actual charisma, is the actual fear.
Smart and evil with enough charisma to get elected. That’s a terrifying combination. Thankfully, no one on the republican side has all three.
But if George Costanza was a Nazi.
That would be the plan, to get everyone to think the short jewish New Yorker is actually a Floridian Anti-Semite uber-mensh.
It would be written as an intention to fail (the producers style), but it just keeps working and George can’t handle it.
I am not O’Brian! I repeat, I am not O’Brian!
George Costsnza got rizz tho.