RobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 个月前Retired teacher’s pension stopped as provider refuses to believe she is not deadwww.theguardian.comexternal-linkmessage-square36fedilinkarrow-up1564arrow-down16cross-posted to: hackernews@lemmy.smeargle.fanshackernews@derp.foo
arrow-up1558arrow-down1external-linkRetired teacher’s pension stopped as provider refuses to believe she is not deadwww.theguardian.comRobotToaster@mander.xyz to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 11 个月前message-square36fedilinkcross-posted to: hackernews@lemmy.smeargle.fanshackernews@derp.foo
minus-squareSpicyAnt@mander.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up79·11 个月前 “In November I had received two letters from Teachers’ Pensions asking me euphemistically if I was dead,” I am curious about how one euphemistically asks someone if they are dead. Any guess?
minus-squaresquirmy_wormy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up104arrow-down1·edit-211 个月前Dear Mrs McGrath, Are you napping or are you taking “the big sleep”? Sincerely, The teachers pension
minus-squareRobotToaster@mander.xyzOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up47·11 个月前We are writing to enquire as to the current status of your mitochondria.
minus-squareTangent5280@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·11 个月前They continue to be the powerhouse of the cell
minus-squarecafeinux@infosec.pubcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up30·11 个月前Did you recently (or less recently) stop breathing for more than 10 minutes, and if so, are you or not a professional freediver?
minus-square520@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-211 个月前Mocking Query: Coorta, Coorta, are you dead yet?
minus-squarevrojak@kbin.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up2·11 个月前“I thought you had died of old age.” “Died? No. Became stronger? Yes.”
minus-squareHamartiogonic@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·11 个月前 Is anybody there? No. Ok, that’s good. For a moment I thought there could be a could be a stabby knife murderer hiding in the closet. Nope, there’s no one here. You can guess how the story ends…
I am curious about how one euphemistically asks someone if they are dead. Any guess?
Dear Mrs McGrath,
Are you napping or are you taking “the big sleep”?
Sincerely, The teachers pension
deleted by creator
Check box, yes or no…
We are writing to enquire as to the current status of your mitochondria.
They continue to be the powerhouse of the cell
Mighty Mitochondria
Did you recently (or less recently) stop breathing for more than 10 minutes, and if so, are you or not a professional freediver?
“Hey Sanka! You dead?”
“Naah maaan!”
Mocking Query: Coorta, Coorta, are you dead yet?
“I thought you had died of old age.”
“Died? No. Became stronger? Yes.”
Is anybody there?
No.
Ok, that’s good. For a moment I thought there could be a could be a stabby knife murderer hiding in the closet.
Nope, there’s no one here.
You can guess how the story ends…