• Hyperreality@kbin.social
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    10 months ago

    Feel free to scrape your sagging scrotum along the floor, or hell bend over at the worst possible moment and show us all your grey squirrel roadkill anus, but for the love of the gods please put a towel down before you go sit on stuff.

    People who don’t put a towel down should be shot.

    • Appoxo@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      10 months ago

      Agreed. I don’t need the sweat infused into the wood and me sitting on top.
      There may be rules to shower beforehand but some will forget to choose to ignore it.