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He graduated to Dad.
Oh no, disowned isn’t nearly far enough. Dad should have responded, “My hands are named crows because they are part of a murder.”
Can’t stand an Opal.
“You may sit at the family table, but we do not grant you the rank of family member.”
Does he have a child anywhere he might be unaware of? Because that was a dad joke and a half, right there.
“Son, your mother may have brought you into this world, but I can take you out of it.”
Tl;Dr op’s folks know what’s up
did you just tldr a tweet?
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