If I stay still, stare, and breathe slowly then I won’t destroy the planet.
The Serial Curser: “Goddamn motherfucking cocksucking cuntface removed motherfucker shitlicker fuckwad shithead cumremoved**removed twat cock fuck shit.”
This, half of it is barely audible mumbling.
I’m more a 6th option, alt-f4 -> uninstall -> never install again
Alt-F4
Roll a joint
Take a walk
“Launching game…”I used to be all of these, now I just press alt-F4 and go do something else. I’ll come back to it later when I’m calmer.
I put the controller down, drink some water, come back.
I turn into a snarkasaurus. “Oh sure, of course, I guess it’s just always gonna happen to me, isn’t it?”
Quickly start doing anything else, pretending that it never happened.
I will loudly proclaim, “Nope. Fuck this shit.”
I have a punching bag in my game room. It also accepts kicks though.
In my younger years I punched hard stuff (dry wall, doors made of solid wood, etc…) because it hurt.
am try again
Power Button, Bong, Nap.
Laugh hysterically then cry!
4 then 1 then 3 then 2
I’m a variation of the keyboard smasher, controller yeeter