• aew360@lemm.ee
    147·
    11 months ago

    Bro he’s got like eleven lambos bro he wears his Rolex in the shower bro it’s got real diamonds bro he has all the video game consoles and extra controllers bro

  • Ilovethebomb@lemm.ee
    1391·
    11 months ago

    That Wojack is brilliant.

    Also, I wonder what physical shape the uncle is in? I’m betting terrible.

    • Nomecks@lemmy.ca
      1027·
      11 months ago

      Everyone looks the same in the dark. Pretty people are nice to look at. Marry for things that take up more than 20 minutes(maybe) of your week. Sad they didn’t realize this.

      • WolfdadCigarette@threads.net@sh.itjust.works
        17·
        11 months ago

        Visual communication is incredibly important. I think I’ve had sex in the dark like… less than 1% of the time. You’re either trying to keep up a rapport to maintain their enthusiastic future availability or emotionally invested and attempting to maintain reciprocity. Unless you’re both fairly charming and willing to lower your standards, lights are worth keeping on. Sex is just as intrinsically tied to the social contract as anything else.

        That said, yeah, marry for personality imo.

  • [binbows]@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
    851·
    11 months ago

    Honestly, why would you unironically watch content from someone who doesn’t believe in depression?

  • THCDenton@lemmy.world
    80·
    11 months ago

    The rise and fall of this grift has been such a gift to me. It has introduced some of the goofiest characters and goofiest feuds. I have had so many delightful conversations stemming from this shit. What a time to be alive.

    • pigup@lemmy.world
      56·
      11 months ago

      We are friends with a 53 year old widow, she is physically unremarkable, chubby, has kids in college. She has sex with multiple guys a week and details her adventures to my wife over text. These guys range from 25 to 44 yrs old. Women will always get laid more than men. If they want it, they can have it.

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
        292·
        11 months ago

        Yeah I’m a 29 year old woman and there’s a woman in her 50s that I’ve been making out with. It’s kinda weird that her kids are my age, but she’s hot af so… and yeah she’s chubby, but it works for her.

      • Saledovil@sh.itjust.works
        219·
        11 months ago

        Women will always get laid more than men.

        If we discount homosexual relationships (since the conversation focuses on heterosexuals), for a woman to have sex, there needs to be a man to have sex with her, and vice versa, so men and women should get laid equally.

          • Saledovil@sh.itjust.works
            413·
            11 months ago

            Due to Fisher’s Principle, we know that there’s roughly as many women as men. So why don’t you go and take a population of 5 men and 5 women, and show how they can be partnered up in such a way that each woman is on average connected to more men than vice versa. You’ll quickly find it impossible, and that’s because it is mathematically impossible.

              • Saledovil@sh.itjust.works
                37·
                11 months ago

                Let’s go through this step by step. Each woman in your model, has slept with 3 men, men 1-3. This makes the female average 3. Men 1 - 3 have slept with all 5 women each. So 15 sex partners, divided by 5 men, makes 3 sex partners for each man on average. Average for both groups are equal. Care to try again?

                • GregorGizeh@lemmy.zip
                  5·
                  11 months ago

                  This silly train of thought simply ignores that not all men (and women) are of equal value or attraction. In this example, chances are the most attractive man gets more than his statistic average, with the least attractive man getting way less or even nothing.

      • optissima
        251·
        11 months ago

        Yes, 30s upward seems to peak “Xilf” age for the decade below them. Women in polyamorous-spaces are very pursued and, compared to mono-spaces, the men in it are much more likely to be knowledgeable on relationship-health. There is also more emotional intelligence, and tools and systems for working through it (they virtually all work in monogamous relationships too, but because there are more moving parts people seem to care more for preventative measures than just being reactionary).

        • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
          72·
          11 months ago

          I think it’s more natural selection than choices. You can do multiple bad relationships at once, but you’re unlikely to enjoy it enough to keep trying.

          • optissima
            41·
            11 months ago

            I would say that’s true, but I have direct experience with this being in the community and know otherwise.

      • sexual_tomato@lemmy.dbzer0.com
        12·
        11 months ago

        As a man briefly on the poly scene… Yes, 100%. The only reason my wife didn’t score more is due to crippling social anxiety. We both stopped after the first extramarital thing and decided we’re too autistic to ever try that again lol.

  • iAvicenna@lemmy.world
    201·
    11 months ago

    lol I guess this makes a good litmus paper. just ask a man what he thinks of Andrew Tate.

    • Sagifurius@lemm.ee
      51·
      11 months ago

      here’s a weird one. A woman i was seeing intermittently, strong attraction, very different lives and locations, yeah i was an “Uncle” her boy knew for years. I’m in town for a week and he’s watching Andrew Tate advice videos in the living room that one day. Horrible shit he’s saying. Ask her, why are you letting him watch that garbage and realize she wanted that behavior out of me.

  • Sunfoil@lemmy.world
    201·
    11 months ago

    Thank goodness I didn’t see the word removed. That would send me to the hospital.

      • Sunfoil@lemmy.world
        28·
        11 months ago

        We shouldn’t censor words. Bad habit. The only way to get rid of slurs and ‘bad words’ is to remove their power. Acting like the word for a meat product is Voldemort isn’t helping anyone. Especially as LGBT use it amongst ourselves anyway.

        Glad to see lemmy would get their tipex out and censor all of the N words out of To Kill A Mockingbird. Good job guys, you ended bigotry.

          • Sunfoil@lemmy.world
            34·
            11 months ago

            Sorry, a f*ggot is a meatball made from offal. It’s a traditional UK dish and you see it on menus semi frequently in British cuisine restaurants.

            Also removed is a cigarette. Both are in use.

            removed is American English and homophobes in the UK preferred the term poof so they could eat their removeds for dinner.

    • Sagifurius@lemm.ee
      41·
      11 months ago

      well yeah. You see it in cycles from a personal POV, or in groups from a displaced. The relationship/divorce treadmill, watching your old friends go on and off the market over decades. the 30 year olds are either in committed relationships with kids or not whatsoever. the 40 year olds of either type are on the dating apps, fresh divorced and back on the market or never married wondering why the supply has gotten shy. I did notice a spike around @28 when the early achievers finished their first divorce, those ones are usually 3x married twice divorced at the end…the one i spent ten years with, she was an early divorcer, 27 when we started, 36 when she left me for a man she’s already divorced and she’s 43. I only know this because she called me out of the fucking blue, wanted to visit.