ROCHESTER, MN—Hailing it as the best-tasting and most satisfying such product on the market, vegetarian food manufacturer Greenwood Farms unveiled a more realistic meat substitute Friday made from soy raised in brutally cruel conditions.
  • NielsBohron@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    11 months ago

    There’s some really great metal band names in here (IMHO).

    • Metalcore: Scream At A Light You’ll Never Reach

    • Stoner: Rhubong and the Devil’s Lettuce

    • Doom: Near Complete Darkness

    • Black: Rhübarb Screams

    • Death: Cellar Crop

    • Goregrind: Fed Shit and Kept in the Dark

    • Country/Folk Metal (aka Hank III): Rhubarb Wire Fences