The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 months agoGood luck!fedia.ioimagemessage-square255fedilinkarrow-up11.14Karrow-down122
arrow-up11.12Karrow-down1imageGood luck!fedia.ioThe Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 4 months agomessage-square255fedilink
minus-squarejanNatanlinkfedilinkarrow-up5arrow-down2·4 months agoGet married and change your last name! You’ll get a brand new one. Works for men too, trust me!
minus-squareMs. ArmoredThirteenlinkfedilinkarrow-up7·4 months agoYou don’t even have to get married just file name change paperwork
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·4 months agoOr, you can just order a new one without changing your name.
minus-squareJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·4 months agoOr you could get a social security card with the name Turd Ferguson on it. I mean, if you’re already going through the trouble of doing paperwork, what’s a little more?
Get married and change your last name! You’ll get a brand new one. Works for men too, trust me!
You don’t even have to get married just file name change paperwork
Or, you can just order a new one without changing your name.
Or you could get a social security card with the name Turd Ferguson on it. I mean, if you’re already going through the trouble of doing paperwork, what’s a little more?