“Those ethereal bisexuals and long legged socialists are tough nuts to crack”

Rants: no

Generally being involved with leftist activism: yes

But sharkfucker… you’re looking in the wrong place anyway. Have you tried throwing chum into the ocean? I hear sharks love chum.

Whenever I ask a man if he’s a communist and he says no, I proceed not to have sex with him. I think if they said yes, they’d get laid.