TALLAHASSEE, FL—With its legislature passing a resolution that cited the rich and significant history of the reproductive organ, Florida named the penis its official state genital on Wednesday. “It fills me with great pleasure to sign this legislation recognizing the profound influence of the human penis on the…
The state… If you’re dumb like me and didn’t get it.
I heard you get it frequently.
The penis? I get the penis frequently?
I wish, but it’s been a long time.