“Definition: ‘Love’ is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometres away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. […] [L]ove is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.”
“What is love?”
No. I can predict the responses to this.
“Definition: ‘Love’ is making a shot to the knees of a target 120 kilometres away using an Aratech sniper rifle with a tri-light scope. […] [L]ove is knowing your target, putting them in your targeting reticle, and together, achieving a singular purpose against statistically long odds.”
Zero points in tennis.
(Fine. I’ll do it)
Oh baby, don’t hurt me. Don’t hurt me. No more.
Love is an imaginary dagger