GAZA CITY, GAZA—The complicity of each and every Palestinian in the violent actions of their militant ruling authority was reportedly on full display Friday morning when dying Gazans received justified criticism for not using their last words to condemn Hamas. For example, instead of issuing a full-throated denunciation of the violent attacks by Hamas that have left over 1,300 Israelis dead, one dying woman holding her 6-year-old son who had just been killed in a bombing is said to have doubled down by telling her child she loved him. According to reports, such barbarism on the part of Palestinians was on full display across the Gaza Strip, where many men of fighting age could not muster a single world of reproof for Hamas’ actions while they coughed up blood. In war-ravaged Gaza City, a dying reporter was heard blatantly begging for help instead of labeling Hamas a terrorist organization. At press time, the Israeli Defense Forces Twitter account underscored the massive surge of contempt they were contending with by posting a video that featured the shocking savagery of a Palestinian corpse that refused to condemn Hamas even when kicked.
link: https://www.theonion.com/dying-gazans-criticized-for-not-using-last-words-to-con-1850925657
Absolutely fucking savage.
The Onion has given even fewer fucks with this one than usual and it’s been brutally chef’s kiss.
I think they are hitting harder than usual to point out what no one is saying: the IDF and Hamas are going to murder civilians in their little pissing match and there’s nothing the world can do about it.
I honestly don’t want to see anything more about it on TV. It’s like gun violence in the US. The solution is simple but hard. No one wants to do it, so the problem continues.
Totally agree.
I do find the self censorship that goes on now extremely worrying though. There seems to be a zeitgeist around what you are and are not allowed to say, and the media and politicians go a long with it without challenging it.
It’s like a blank cheque is being handed to Israel to do what they want in Gaza and the entire world is doing worse than just ignoring it - powerful people are actively endorsing it as if it’s a reasonable approach.
Good on the Onion for at least trying to call out the stupidity of it all. But it won’t make any difference.
You hit the nail on the head. It is obvious what needs to happen but it is also obvious that it won’t happen because nobody sees a way to make it happen.