I know this is a mistake…but I could stop myself.

-Do not run. Keep your hands visible. Cops are scared of you. Especially if they are alone. Tell them that you are going to reach under the seat First. If you have a criminal record, expect to be disbelieved and searched. If you are wanted, choose jail or hope of escape and possible death.

• If the cop is an ass then you should capitalize the above, print it and follow it precisely. You will live.
• If you want to complain about a cop, don’t expect much to come of it. (been there, done that)If he is in the same town as you, expect bad things to happen. -If you don’t like it, go away. Get out. It’s better than most places.it Better yet, don’t steal stuff. Ever. it really makes a difference.

I sincerely apologize for my lack of self control.