• fubarx
    51·
    1 年前

    Truly creative, decent Dad Jokes.

    • RGB3x3@lemmy.world
      41·
      1 年前

      I don’t know, there are a couple pretty good ones here by chatgpt:

      Of course! Here are some classic dad jokes for you:

      1. Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
      1. Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie.
      2. I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands.
      3. What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh.
      4. Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field.
      5. What’s brown and sticky? A stick.
      6. How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together.
      7. I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down.
      8. Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
      9. Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them.