I’m sure there’s a joke about Colorado in there somewhere.

EDIT: As you can probably tell, I know fuck all about Colorado. My only point of contact to the state is a coworker who lives there (born and raised, I believe). When asked about whether he’d make it easier for himself and move closer to one of our bases, Quote: “Nah, I like my mountain”. I live in similar terrain, and as such it is my right to shit on others practically living in the middle of nowhere.