My favorite option is have the government take over Mar-A-Lago. Trump stays in one room - which gets stripped to just the bare walls with a prison cot tossed in. Nobody else - except for Secret Service or support staff like janitors and cooks - are allowed in.

At mealtime, he’s marched down the bare glass hallways to the empty dining area where he’s served standard prison food. Then he’s marched right back to his room. Let him rot as a shell of a man in the shell of the complex he loved so much.

No way am I going to let him ruin Alcatraz. That was the best audio tour I ever had and I don’t want to have to hear him yelling bullshit over the headphones. They aren’t noise-cancelling.

Seriously though, I highly recommend it if you’re in San Francisco. You go through the building hearing testimonies from former prisoners and guards all while the sounds of the prison’s various areas, whichever one you happen to be in, play in the background while you walk through it. It’s amazingly immersive.