U.S legal system at its finest: "You aren’t actually harmful to children; but you downloaded child porn and that’s all that matters! You are sentenced to be a sex offender… even though the sex offender registry had never worked and failed to complete any of its goals.
How about Death
Oh, I mean shit dude the Chinese don’t even treat it that harshly, removing their genitals might be a start though.
that feels good enough