• Sturgist@lemmy.ca
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      6 hours ago

      2 options:

      1)get reeeeeeeeeaaaaaally good at gymnastics
      2)set out as a high-class escort and bag you a billionaire

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          6 hours ago

          I never got the impression that OF sellers pulled $15M for a “single mount”…if they do… maybe I should quit being a stone mason and shake the ample amount of what my momma gave me…

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            2 hours ago

            They don’t. Unless you’re like really high end, and you accept one of those gigs with a Saudi billionaire. But you really have to be willing to sell your body and soul, because they are into some real fucked up shit, not just the regular good kind of fucked up shit.

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              32 minutes ago

              Hmmmm…yeah, probably not then. Carry on with my not very rich but making due with a roof over and 3 square I guess.