Calling it: US media is going to try to pull a full North Korea on China if this continues. Run stories on how everything people see on 小红书 is theater put on by the CCP, then that people are actually terrified of the gov’t and forced to say good things on social media, find something new re: human rights abuses, paint the CCP as being unhinged and hypermilitaristic, then about the CrAzY things the CCP expects people to believe - like how Kim Il Sung was actually born on a mountain with unicorns and didn’t ever poop, but the Chinese version of that.
Calling it: US media is going to try to pull a full North Korea on China if this continues. Run stories on how everything people see on 小红书 is theater put on by the CCP, then that people are actually terrified of the gov’t and forced to say good things on social media, find something new re: human rights abuses, paint the CCP as being unhinged and hypermilitaristic, then about the CrAzY things the CCP expects people to believe - like how Kim Il Sung was actually born on a mountain with unicorns and didn’t ever poop, but the Chinese version of that.
This only happens when you have a worm inside you that can convert waste into telekinetic energy.
No pooping and ESP powers? Sign me up.
Through the worm, all things are possible. Jot that down.
Shai-hulud provides all
“First off, I’m not interested in ordinary people, but if any of you are aliens, time travelers, or non-poopers, please come see me.”