Yeah you nerd, you just sit back on your chair you didn’t leave for the past weeks and look at your weird nerdy calculators. Now you just need to go on your weird little website no one uses, what’s it called again? Lemmy? More like shitty, and talk to everyone about how your old calculators are way better than our iPhones, because our phones have processors in them and therefore can be manipulated by bitflips while your 300 pound calculator can’t be because its mechanical. Well, at least you have something that’s as heavy as you are, you fat nerd
You look really good with a fedora, Sir. It really complements your style, especially with those old calculators. You really look like a business man from the old times, travelling around, making big business decisions.
Your wish is my command xD
Yeah you nerd, you just sit back on your chair you didn’t leave for the past weeks and look at your weird nerdy calculators. Now you just need to go on your weird little website no one uses, what’s it called again? Lemmy? More like shitty, and talk to everyone about how your old calculators are way better than our iPhones, because our phones have processors in them and therefore can be manipulated by bitflips while your 300 pound calculator can’t be because its mechanical. Well, at least you have something that’s as heavy as you are, you fat nerd
Oh yeah… that’s the stuff. Now complement my fedora
You look really good with a fedora, Sir. It really complements your style, especially with those old calculators. You really look like a business man from the old times, travelling around, making big business decisions.