• CarrotsHaveEars
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    2 hours ago

    Or worse.

    Look at this lamp in mint condition! Only $5! Hardly used! Brings you luck and win the lottery that’s why I don’t need it anymore! Oh, and it’s gone! Sold! No longer available, you idiot! I just keep the listing as a sweet memory! HAHAHAHA!