Joker@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-215 hours agoUrinals should not exist.sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square139fedilinkarrow-up1997arrow-down123file-textcross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes
arrow-up1974arrow-down1imageUrinals should not exist.sh.itjust.worksJoker@sh.itjust.works to Comic Strips@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-215 hours agomessage-square139fedilinkfile-textcross-posted to: nonpolitical_memes
minus-squaretetris11linkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 hours agoAn Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scottishman walk into a bar and immediately begin urinating into their foam seats. “What are you doing!?” exclaimed the barman. The Irishman zips up and relies, “it is my Celtic birthright to mark my territory from foreign invaders.” The Englishman zips up and replies, “it was like that when I got here”. The Scottishman zips up and replies, “what does it look like I’m doing you daft cunt?”
An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scottishman walk into a bar and immediately begin urinating into their foam seats.
“What are you doing!?” exclaimed the barman.
The Irishman zips up and relies, “it is my Celtic birthright to mark my territory from foreign invaders.”
The Englishman zips up and replies, “it was like that when I got here”.
The Scottishman zips up and replies, “what does it look like I’m doing you daft cunt?”