An outbreak of a rare parasitic disease has been linked to undercooked bear meat eaten by dozens of people at a gathering in North Carolina, a new U.S. CDC report has revealed.
Basically, bears get trichinosis from eating carrion. Something like 80% of black bears in the US. Which means that bear meat needs to be really thoroughly cooked to avoid giving yourself worms (potentially brain worms like the Kennedy who thinks he stands a chance of being in the Trump Cabinet)
A bunch of people ate undercooked bear. Possibly because they were imitating that Kennedy, or just because one guy shot a bear, didn’t cook it enough, and served it to a bunch of friends.
Wait… What?! And why?!
Basically, bears get trichinosis from eating carrion. Something like 80% of black bears in the US. Which means that bear meat needs to be really thoroughly cooked to avoid giving yourself worms (potentially brain worms like the Kennedy who thinks he stands a chance of being in the Trump Cabinet)
A bunch of people ate undercooked bear. Possibly because they were imitating that Kennedy, or just because one guy shot a bear, didn’t cook it enough, and served it to a bunch of friends.