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minus-squareBennyInc@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·3 months agoWell, that’s why we generally eat bananas without cutting. As everyone knows, bananas are slightly radioactive. This increases the danger when cutting them exponentially, so don’t do that.
minus-squareBennyInc@feddit.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoWhat do your teeth look like, man?
minus-squareOpisek@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 months agoSome are quite sharp. Won’t they cause a fission? Should I just munch on the banana instead?
Okay, now explain bananas.
Well, that’s why we generally eat bananas without cutting. As everyone knows, bananas are slightly radioactive. This increases the danger when cutting them exponentially, so don’t do that.
What about your teeth?
What do your teeth look like, man?
Some are quite sharp. Won’t they cause a fission? Should I just munch on the banana instead?