norimee@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agoThe bible in reverse...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up1510arrow-down17
arrow-up1503arrow-down1imageThe bible in reverse...lemmy.worldnorimee@lemmy.world to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 months agomessage-square25fedilink
minus-squareitsgroundhogdayagainlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up59·3 months agoAnd then she turns into a rib and gets stuffed inside the dude
minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up46·3 months agoThen there’s this weird sequence where God sees things are good and destroys each one in sequence, until nothing remains.
minus-squareNougat@fedia.iolinkfedilinkarrow-up27·3 months agoBut before that, He takes Adam and sucks all the air out of him, after which Adam turns into dust.
minus-squaredon@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·3 months agoAnd before this, he takes the day off, then spends six days destroying the earth, until it was formless and empty, darkness covered the deep waters, and his spirit was chillin’ out over the waters …for whatever reason.
minus-squareYTG123@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·3 months agoBut then she comes back again, and they both disappear
And then she turns into a rib and gets stuffed inside the dude
Then there’s this weird sequence where God sees things are good and destroys each one in sequence, until nothing remains.
But before that, He takes Adam and sucks all the air out of him, after which Adam turns into dust.
And before this, he takes the day off, then spends six days destroying the earth, until it was formless and empty, darkness covered the deep waters, and his spirit was chillin’ out over the waters …for whatever reason.
But then she comes back again, and they both disappear