• halyk.the.red
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    2 months ago

    There’s a home remedy to prevent it from spreading to you.

    Take three quarts of diesel fuel, pour it through a coffee filter. Carefully dispose of the filter as it now has absorbed all the toxic elements of the fuel. In a sauce pan, add the fuel and mix in two scoops of your favorite protien powder. Whisk until smooth, breaking up all the clumps. Over an open flame, bring the mixture to a boil. Once cooled, drink the mixture at 9:11 AM or before church, whichever comes first.

    My cousin says he does this weekly and has no woke mind virus.