NOBODY ASKED FOR THIS!

  • daniyeg
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    5 months ago

    no it’s probably only for shareholders. they have to make “AI” seem useful in order to keep the bull run on their stock going. this one is probably gonna get filed under “a dozen new AI products revolutionising how we interact with our computers” in the next quarterly report.

    • UmbraVivi [he/him, she/her]@hexbear.net
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      5 months ago

      Exactly, every time some corporation introduces an AI feature, it’s exclusively for the purpose of jingling car keys in front of dumbass investors. Investors have toddler brains.

      • CloutAtlas [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        5 months ago

        Waiting for the feedback loop of the inevitable startup company that uses AI to invest people’s money in tech businesses and recommend which ones will (possibly) have the best ROI in future, according to the AI. Which due to hype will be the AI stock “prediction” startup.

        It’ll be the world’s first company valued at 1 googolplex USD, then the market will crash, and for some reason the working class will get even poorer.