Have to invest points in radiation resistance.

Don’t use harsh shampoos like Head and Shoulders if you want a shot at keeping your hair.

Curse you, Head and Shoulders! fist shaking

I recommend face moisturizer with SPF for all genders. Put it on every morning. Start young.

Right, you can just see them at the charging station now.

Find the mute button - usually the second button down on the right - then mark it clearly with a sharpie for the next person.

Here you go pal

https://archive.is/OBMDp

I see this a lot too. Based on where I live, I’ve assumed it’s bc there are too many people living in the house and they need some peace and quiet and/or talk on the phone in private. It’s common to see 6+ cars in front of 3 bedroom houses here, housing prices being what they are.

Thanks to the third toot.

(insert this is fine meme.jpg)

They should rename the Grand Canyon to Death Canyon, it’s got Death Valley beat.

(Nature is breathtaking, but please be prepared people).

Where’s the shark?

there are few modern parallels

Sure…

Jeff Bezos: The Washington Post

John Henry: The Boston Globe

Glen Taylor: Star Tribune

Patrick Soon-Shiong: Los Angeles Times

Sheldon Adelson: Las Vegas Review-Journal

Joe Mansueto: Inc. and Fast Company

Laurene Powell Jobs: The Atlantic

Marc Benioff: Time

Chatchaval Jiaravanon: Fortune

Sarcasm

I was being sarcastic

If you’re going to be a cheapskate and not tip, sure.

…

People don’t understand sarcasm I guess. I mean, the guy I was responding to was ordering a Venti Wave, can’t understand a joke?

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OK so what we have here is a winter dog bed summer hammock situation.

Your maintenance budget will have a surplus now, congrats!

And then bankrupt it!