Every white woman on October 1st

That can be applied to pretty much everything I do.

I did Nazi that coming

He should pull the plug on the iron dome

The radical left wing Baal worshippers are going to steal this election, which is why we must march to the Pantheon, and take back our elections. #LetsGoBaaldon

You’re just throwing your vote away.

Just declare loan forgiveness as an official act, then claim immunity

You’re doing God’s work, friend.

All I see is an octopus beak when I look at his mouth

I’m not a Republican, but I was genuinely curious to see Nikki Haley as the primary.

I dunno how to break this to you, but you’ve got bedbugs

I like how homie to the right of Trump is reloading his finger gun

We ought to listen to him. He knows a lot about exaggerating size.

Whoever can resurrect and tame a T-Rex wins the dick measuring contest

I phone bank with the DCCC and had a conversation with a woman last night about how she’s morally against abortion, but still believe people should have access to abortion if they so choose.

I thought it was really heartwarming that she wasn’t imposing her beliefs on all of America. It gave me hope

Please get fucking vaccinated

A politician who can admit when he’s done something wrong? No wonder fox hates him.

It’s the American way

I call bullshit.

I’ll just side load it. Fuck you Google