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  • No problem! There’s a lot of card effects so it can be hard to keep track of, or even categorize sometimes. Don’t worry about memorizing cards if it gets in the way of having fun - if playing physical paper MTG, most people are reasonable enough to explain what their cards do if you ask!

    The best way learn things is to build the deck you want and have fun playing with other people, and to see cool stuff people are doing.



  • Probably the card design categories as well, since if you know a lot of the categories you know what strategies to expect, or even build.

    Things like

    Removal - spells and abilities that get rid of permanents you don’t like

    Board wipes - cards that clear the board of all creatures (including your own), and sometimes other permanents too.

    Ramp - cards that get your more mana than you’re usually “supposed” to have at a stage in the game.

    Card Draw - spells or abilities with the magic words “draw a card”, or something similar

    Looting - spells and abilities that discard a number of cards and draw a number of cards.

    Wheels - spells that discard your entire hand and draw a number of number of cards.

    Cantrips - a minor effect with the words “draw a card” tacked onto it.

    Xerox spells - 1-2 mana Cantrips with the only effect being some library manipulation + “draw a card”. Usually blue.

    Counters - spells and abilities with the magic words “counter target spell”, sometimes with a condition for the counter. Usually blue.

    Beaters - big creatures

    Mill cards - cards that put the top card(s) of someone’s libraries into your graveyard.

    Reanimators - cards that drag a creature from a graveyard to the battlefield

    Clones - cards that enter as a copy of something

    Tribal - cards that care about creature types, like goblins, angels, etc.

    Burn - spells and abilities that directly damage your opponents. Usually red.

    Stax - cards that interfere with the normal plans of both you and each of your opponents, hopefully your opponents a lot more

    Tutors - spells and abilities that search for a specific card in your library

    Fog effects - spells and abilities that prevent all damage for a turn, usually from creatures.

    Any I’m missing?


  • Yeah, the US defense department is salviating at sending supplies to Ukraine and funding an extremely cheap proxy war with Russia.

    I agree with you that Ukraine isn’t “a perfect country of sunflowers” like a lot of news orgs seemingly claim. The Donbass border situation is a massive shitshow of corruption and incompetence. I don’t like my taxes going towards sketchy corrupt regimes either.

    Russia isn’t blameless either. They still performed their own proxy war with Ukraine by funding seperatist rebels in donbass, and they still invaded a sovereign nation US “global cop” style. I’d be a hypocrite if I didn’t critisize Russia for the same type of behavior the US did in Afganistan and Iraq.


  • The article is garbage, becuase it assumes NATO acts as a cohesive unit beyond being a defensive alliance with a required (and barely enforced) 2% GDP expenditure. NATO as a whole will never send troops to Ukraine - the US and some of its allies MIGHT send aid beyond sending military supplies, but member states are never required to send aid outside of article 5 invasion triggers. Members are never kicked out or penalized in the alliance if they choose to not participate in the US’s forever wars.

    NATO did nothing in Donbass. It was Ukraine and a Russia backed seperatist movement making a series of cease fires, both sides ignoring them over and over, and way too many lives tragically lost. Donbass is not Russian or NATO territory.

    Yes there was an very harsh coup. Yes the following election was controversial. But the brutal world is Russia had zero reason to care outside of either US style “global cop” warmongering, or extreme paranoia with Ukraine maybe someday joining a defensive alliance. Ukraine is a sovereign nation, and their shitshow should have been their own.

    If Russia truely cared about the Crimean people instead of annexing them for empire building, they’d have opened their borders to Ukrainian migrants and refugees instead of invading.

    This isn’t a war between “NATO and Russia”, this is a war between Ukraine and a Russia that is either Warmongering in a sovereign nation to empire build, or a Russia that is Isreal levels of paranoid.