You have to pay to use a heated seat now, but you don’t own it. Do you think that heated seats can’t be bypassed?

Oof, well good luck to you my friend.

You spelled pisshole wrong.

Have you checked your spam mail? My GMail silently filed the VLemmy email confirmation under spam, I had to go find it myself and tell Google that ain’t spam.

I’m here because fuck u/spez

Where’s the beans?

Beans beans, they’re good for your heart. The more you eat, the more you fart. The more you fart, the better you feel. So fuck u/spez