*Todd starts rapping
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Cake day: July 19th, 2023
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My neighbors aren’t people either. They’re Greek.
#commonsense
3·11 months agoNot stopping to continue through the crosswalk. Stopping the car on the side of the road, and either sitting in the car(stoping) or leaving the car(parking.)
This is to increase visibility for drivers approaching the crosswalk who will continue normally
My car is like 12+ feet (a 4 door sedan) so if you account for 3 feet in front and behind for maneuvering, that’s only one car length on each side of the crosswalk, 4 spaces total counting both sides of the road
Art thou feeling it now, Mr Krabs?
7·11 months ago800 pound gorilla only lasts until a kid falls in the cage
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6·11 months agoHee feeds his dog max walnuts,
when he eats shit he likes a crunch,
Mr Gruuuuuunch!
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Don’t have kids.
I’d do the truffle shuffle
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So is weight management
No. It’s your shitty perspective on your experiences.
It’s been over twenty years. Has anyone found out who it was?
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332·11 months agoAh so it’s like a less funny version of “The Ringer”
but instead of cheating at the special Olympics by pretending to be removed, they cheat in women’s sports by pretending to be trans.
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