Wanted to play halo but I had uninstalled it to make space so I played prodeus instead. Close enough

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Hey Siri, please generate 900 pages of gollum porn

I was a super weird, isolated and badly socialized abused kid with nearly unlimited internet access from a way-too-young-age and looking back I think I had a lot of conversations with adults like this where they were checking to make sure I wasn’t going off the deep end

I put an IV line in every spring and top myself off with some DEET. Any skeeter that slurps my blood explodes from internal pressure buildup within minutes. My fucking ex wife brought this up in court to “prove” I’m not suited to take care of my children. Absolutely insane claim but the judge ate it up.

It’s windows derangement syndrome, sadly afflicts many on the lemmyverse