Sorry, I’ve gotten so used to shoplifting that I’m not going back to paying

the new way to make a heart with your hands is stupid

we are legion

I totally realize most people are going to disagree with me here but I feel compelled to say that closing the sub for a joke wasn’t a very kind thing to do. We have seen TONS of posts from vulnerable populations talking about how this sub is a source of support and humor in a dark time. Irony and dirtbagism aside, taking away that support without warning was not okay.

You can say I’m being silly, or humorless or reactionary. Whatever. I love pig poop balls and I love this community. But sometimes I come home after dealing with ableism and our nightmare reality all day, and this sub is one of many things that make me feel better. It wasn’t a good feeling to find this sub closed for the sake of irony. Maybe that’s laughable or pathetic. But for me, it’s true.

classic banger

I’m lazy as fuck

I thought it’d be funny to make my wife gay

honestly the worst part is that in the moment I’m so laser focused on my work that I’m like “uh huh, yeah, haha, cool” and then it’s only in hindsight where I think “what the fuck” and then feel like an idiot for not saying something

hey everyone if you’re gonna get electrolysis, make sure to not change the topic of conversation to bizarrely intimate details about your sex life while I’m electrocuting your cock and balls. happens more often than you’d think and is pretty gross and I had to implement code of conduct forms and fire a client last week. which is fucking wild, I take this work extremely seriously, bottom surgery prep is my top priority work, it takes a lot for me to say “yep I don’t wanna see you again”

also make sure not to say things like “wow I’m in subspace” or any other fucking weird ass shit you wouldn’t say to your barber or some other service worker

I feel like a lot of my clients think “wow you’re trans, I’m trans too, we can talk about anything!!!”. No we can’t, you’re a stranger, don’t tell me weird ass shit in the first hour of knowing me when I’m supposed to be providing important care to you. maybe eventually when we’re pals we can talk some freak shit, but holy fuck

time passes regardless

surprising absolutely no one in the working class, fucking brutal here

we love to see it

INDEED

I agree with pretty much everything this guy is saying, but personally I love watching these trashy pseudoarcheological videos and pretending its D&D worldbuilding / sci-fi. flat earth people fascinate me. dragons are on the other side of the ice wall but they dont come here because of 5g and woke

easier to get out of bed is a great point tbh, never thought about that

I’m constantly fascinated by people who wear clothing to bed

based. I spent a lot of time at a local zen center for a few years, I got derailed when I was sick for a long time but I’d like to get back to it someday. o7, maybe you’ll be a cool old monk someday once your kids are doing their own things

that sounds fucking rad tbh

my friend is a baker, and is trying to think of funny items to make.

So my question for the community is would you buy high quality biscuit treats for your puppygirl or whatever

shinji get in the law exam