You should get out and meet people and see the full spectrum there is, instead of wasting your razor sharp wits on the internet. I think you’d be surprised to find the cartoonish spectres you conjure to rail against are hard to find.

Not a conservative, but nice try

You’ll never get the chance.

Yea I really don’t care if you’re “rolling the dice.” Laughable hyperbole. Most people are demonstrably unsafe drivers, but I don’t revel in imaginary victimhood and try to take people’s cars away. As a great man once said, “Life sucks, get a fucking helmet.” Or in your case, a plate carrier. I’m going to keep stacking ammo and guns and not shoot anyone, not because murder is wrong, but out of spite for anti-gunners. Anyway Trump sucks. Hail Satan.

I have a problem with being compared to vermin for the rifle that sits unloaded in a safe until I take it to the range

Are you talking about the eagle? I don’t see a swastika…

Years ago, a coworker greeted me with “Happy 420!”

• Me: “Oh, I didn’t know you celebrated Hitler’s birthday.”
• Him: "What?”
• Me: “April 20th was Hitler’s birthday.”
• Him: long pause and blank stare “I DIDN’T KNOW HITLER WAS A STONER DURHURHUR!”
• And then I got a new job.

The apologists are out and about it seems. The rich sycophants I get, wanting lower taxes and all. What I’ll never get is being middle or lower class and being so cucked as to defend some bourgeois criminal like he was a friend.

How about we do Trump first, and then Biden?

HICKORY WHAT?

SMOKED WHAT?

This god is good enough for me

I think you may be onto something. I’m more interested, though, in giant transforming robot airplanes than a music and dance number

Whatever, don’t care. Won’t be lured in to eat their crappy food. I could gather more sustenance from sunlight more cheaply and with better service. Bagged lunches unite!

I’m Chrish Hanshin, Dateline En Bee Sheee …

Shhhh I wanna hear the crazies

If they didn’t put your name in all caps or something, you’re good to go. Just walk up to the judge and explain during court. Ignore the bailiff, he won’t tackle you.

Good drugs and bad sex, you say?

Interested to see how system will handle the crowds in Louisville or Ravencreek

I’m interested to see how my system will handle the crowds in Louisville or Ravenwood

Then they slide your silverware or straw over to you and say …and there’s that."

“Yes of course, that”