john_browns_beard [he/him, comrade/them]

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Cake day: July 29th, 2020

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  • Bottom buttoning a jacket is the fashion equivalent of not peeling the protective clear plastic off a new electronic device. I don’t give a flying fuck about fashion and even I feel like there is some degree of willfull ignorance required to do it. They should really just be sewn shut by default.

    Pretty much any formal event (mostly weddings at this point) will have me walking up to dudes I’m friends with and unbuttoning their bottom buttons.

    At least his pants fit, Stone looks like he took something off the clearance rack without trying it on and the waist/inseam measurements were reversed.