Yeah, but how do I know that what you just wrote isn’t another conspiracy theory? I’m just so confused

I got hooked on that no shipping and Amazon Video for a short while, but I haven’t missed ordering from then in the last 8 or so months since I cancelled. As far as missing the video, yarr, avast ye hearties!

I wish that I had Chesse’s girl

That’s what this cis dad is called. Or at least this is how all sentences start in this house.

Oh, I know.

“It takes more than that to kill a bull moose,” the wounded candidate assured them. He reached into his coat pocket and pulled out a bullet-riddled, 50-page speech. Holding up his prepared remarks, which had two big holes blown through each page, Roosevelt continued. “Fortunately I had my manuscript, so you see I was going to make a long speech, and there is a bullet—there is where the bullet went through—and it probably saved me from it going into my heart. The bullet is in me now, so I cannot make a very long speech, but I will try my best.”

To paraphrase Office Space:

Let me ask you something. Where you work, does anyone ever tell you to “think different?”

No. No, man. Shit, no, man. I believe you’d get your ass kicked sayin’ something like that, man.

Shirt

Remove the water from the bottom of the ocean

My great-grandparents had an electric mower in the 80s. I never saw anyone else with one until the 2010s.

Jordy, you lunkhead!

No W, then?

Until something gooier comes along.

(really I just saw an opportunity to use “gooier” for the first time and I just couldn’t pass it up)

To collect the space dust, we need a Dyson vacuum.

I had my glasses on, and it still took DrSteveBrule’s comment plus about 30 more seconds before I got it smh

https://falconmovies.files.wordpress.com/2014/11/race6.jpg

The distinction between a noun modified by an adjective or noun adjunct and a simple compound noun in English is not well defined. You can absolutely call space an adjective in this case.

It’s an adjective?

(Q: What kind of billionaires? A: Space billionaires!)

It even embiggens a kwyjibo like me!

(Sadly I am a fat North American ape, but not balding yet)

When did this happen???