The market has spoken, and it said some real stupid shit. I’ve given up on gaming as a hobby, and good riddance.

Go the extra mile and have body doubles on each flight

Like a jolly rancher of pus

The Dark Gary fled across the desert, and the Light Gary followed.

good old fashon sword and shield and health potions until it dies or I die.

I’m the same way. No tricks, no fancy shit. Just manfight until I get good enough to beat them.

It costs 1 blue mana to summon them I guess

Yeah come on OP let us test what you’re saying.

John Howe is the take on this scene. He was the concept artist for the entire LOTR trilogy and his illustrations have been iconic since he started putting them out.

You say that and yet almost any competitive online game is rife with cheaters, while single player games have tons of easily available trainers and god mode mods.

If someone pulls out a flip phone I’m just going to assume they’re a drug dealer

not using a reusable scrub brush to clean your anus

What a weirdly aggressive comment, calm down. It’s a comment section on the internet, don’t get so emotional.

Sounds like it’s time to stick him in a home

Don’t you fucking sully Country Mac’s name

Anything to declare?

Yeah. Don’t go to England.

Just as all animals eventually evolve into crabs, all apps eventually turn into a way for men to fuck each other in the ass

Set up 24/7 concerts outside of their homes

Small, very concentrated convection ovens. I have both a medium sized convection oven and an air fryer. They do different things well.

I can bake stuff in my convection oven but would never try to get a crisp fried chicken from it.

I don’t even need to put salt on my rice. It’s great on its own just boiled.

The best coffee is made of two things: coffee beans and good quality water.